When you invited me to the movies, I have to say I was pretty excited to spend time with you. I do apologize for the mishap while waiting in line. You see, I sometimes don’t know my own strength and I thought those guys who barged ahead of us would get the last seats. But it was unnecessary now, I realize, to have grabbed the guy who body-checked me into the wall and twist his arm and throw him to the ground like that. I didn’t mean to make him cry.
Probably should have warned me that it was a naked/Jacuzzi movie theater. Haven’t seen you naked in a while, so please pardon my staring. Strange they allow children to attend, but I guess they have to learn about the adult body eventually – although I think you kind of frightened that little girl. Anyway, I had a lovely time…and in my defense, the floating sushi basket DID look like soap.
