Well, it’s official. I’m the worst house-sitter ever. My friends go away and what do I do? Lose their Spanish Galleon. Like, almost immediately. When I went out, it was parked out back, anchored ohhh 500 yards off the back of the house. And now? Gone. Totally gone. They’re gonna kill me. They even have a little wooden replica of it by the pool. Shit. Shit. What am I going to do? They’re going to notice, right? Do I tell them now or wait for them to notice? Play dumb? “What? Your Spanish Galleon? Gosh. ::shrug:: It was there a minute ago. Yikes. Pirates?” Fuck. I am so screwed.
