I can’t say that I have prepared for this moment all my life. In fact, having no stand-up experience whatsoever, I was a bit surprised when I got the call from SNL that they needed to fill the last five minutes of the show. I hightailed it down to the satellite studio, which was entirely empty. I did my best and when the credits started rolling, I got on my phone to wait for the texts and phone calls to start piling in. Nothing.
